Add all of the ingredients except for the celery into the food processor.
Start to blend on low and move to high as everything starts to blend.
Stop part way through and scrape some down from the sides.
Blend for another minute to make sure everything is combined.
If there is room, add the celery and mix together by hand. If not, mix in as you're moving the dip to its storage containers.
Serve with tortilla chips, chicken-flavored crackers, or whatever else you see fit.